Right now I needed to provide you an unique have a look at among the terrible, backside of the barrel, F tier movies included in RiffTrax: The Sport. These embody The Final Shark, Boy In The Plastic Bubble, Robo Vampire, Enjoyable In Balloon Land, and Shake Arms with Hazard. These beforehand unannounced cinematic abominations had been curated by the professionals at RiffTrax. They’ve been dunking on films for over 15 years, so in the event that they know one factor, it’s dangerous films.
Apologies prematurely, these films are horrible!
The Final Shark
Some loopy Italian filmmakers had the intense concept to tear off Jaws. The Final Shark doesn’t have the appearing expertise or music rating finances of the unique, but it surely does have a considerably increased share of actors with mustaches! To its credit score, the movie has this scene… which will definitely problem all the things you already know about cinema.
Boy In The Plastic Bubble
John Travolta “stars” on this 1976 made-for-TV film. Travolta performs Todd Lubitch, a boy who was born with none immunities and is pressured to stay (you guessed it) in a plastic bubble. It’s as entertaining as it’s scientifically correct.
Did the world really want one other vampire film? In any case, we all know all of the tropes: they hop round like they’re on invisible pogo sticks and their chief is a gorilla who needs to marry a ghost-witch. Typical! Robo Vampire forgoes the blood, and simply needs to suck.
Enjoyable In Balloon Land
I’ve so much to say about Enjoyable in Balloon Land however there’s only one drawback: it’s extremely exhausting to explain. It’s an occasion. To try to explain its plot to you’d be like trying to divide by zero. There are balloons, there are children, there’s a parade, and there have been mercifully cameras rolling to seize the insanity. It’s a spectacle so cracked and baffling that you just’ll should double examine to be sure you haven’t slipped into an alternate actuality. Seize a balloon, say a prayer, and buckle up!
We revealed RollerGator in our announcement trailer, but it surely undoubtedly warrants a second point out. In the event you scooped a pile of goo out of a backed-up gutter, submerged a pair of electrodes into it, fed it a slurry of protein wealthy vitamins whereas sending jolts of ever-increasing voltages of electrical energy via till it demonstrated probably the most fundamental indicators of what might technically be thought-about life, then instantly handed the pile of goo a video digicam, it’s inconceivable that it might make a worse film than Rollergator.
Along with function movies, RiffTrax: The Sport additionally contains clips from over 30 brief movies, together with the legendary Shake Arms with Hazard.
Shake Arms with Hazard
The world of Security Tutorial Movies breaks down into two distinct classes: Shake Arms with Hazard, and all the things else. In the event you like your hair feathered, your glasses enormous and your mustaches grown at an eighth-grade degree, that is the brief for you. On the plus aspect, Shake Arms with Hazard options one hell of a theme tune. I imply simply hearken to this!
That guitar riff slaps! I really like how that one man has to awkwardly maintain the wrench all through the complete title card. He actually went the additional mile.
Along with these movies, we’ve packed the sport filled with RiffTrax classics comparable to Assault Of The Tremendous Monsters, Plan 9 From Outer House, The Clear Membership, Charade, The Speaking Automobile, Bride of the Gorilla and plenty of, many extra.
After all, it doesn’t finish there! I’m completely happy to announce that we’re including over 100 new clips shortly after launch (as a free replace) with common content material updates to observe.
Whilst you can play solo, RiffTrax: The Sport is greatest loved with a buddy or two. So please, seize a buddy (or shark) and soar in. We hope to see you all shaking arms with hazard and riffing in balloon land (out of your plastic bubble) on Might fifth. Get pleasure from!